CONSCIOUSLY UNCOUPLING

I just wanted to announce I am also "CONSCIOUSLY UNCOUPLING" effective immediately:

I will not couple in anyway with mean spirited people.
I will not couple with fools.
I will not couple with those who remain passive. 
I will not copule with haters.
I will not couple with takers.
I will not couple with dishonest persons.
I will not couple with narcissists.
I will not couple with plagiarists.
I will not couple with gossips.

Wait I already uncoupled from all those bozo's two years ago!

Oh then...I am proudly, previously and consciously, 100% uncoupled!

God I like single life.