!!!!!!!!!WHAT A WEEKEND!!!!!!!!
I've won at least another $100,000,000.00 in foreign business dealings!
Four heads of state and other dignitaries have left me over $850,000,000.00
I have been entrusted with Millions more that I plan to share with my friends and my network!
I have had three marriage proposals from all over the world. I don't even know who to pick? OMG they are all so hot and young!
Finally, 16, count em 16 hot girls and guys either want to date, me, have sex with me, or keep me sexually aroused for hours with techniques that only they know!
I don't know about you all but I'm on FIRE right now.
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Ahhh...the amazing SPAM-O-LICIOUS! Life of Mark E. Sackett I love email hell!